Rambling Robsten

R: I want lunch

K: I’m still stuffed from breakfast

R: I’m hungry

K: Fine… lets go eat. I’ll have a little bowl of soup or something…

R: Thank you.*smile*

K: You’re welcome *smile*

R: I still can’t believe you said that to your dad.

K: What?

R: *fake American accent* Rob wanted to tell you about why we’re late.

K: *laughing*

R:  It’s not funny.

K: Well maybe you should stop distracting me when I’m trying to get dressed.

R: Well maybe you should stop looking like that when you’re getting dressed.

K: *eye roll*

R: We really do have to decide what we’re going to do tonight….just in case.

K: My big plan is to not trip or break anything. That’s what I’m focused on.

R: That’s not what I meant.

K: Let’s just be spontaneous.

R: You know what spontaneous ends up looking like?

K: What?

R: Your hair gets caught in my watch……

K: You’re not wearing a watch.

R: Focus here. My point is that spontaneous is not going to end well…you’ll probably end up having some kind of wardrobe malfunction.

K: Wardrobe malfunction?

R: You know what I mean.

K: I don’t care. So what if people get a little preview of On The Road earlier than planned….

R: That just isn’t funny.

K: How about you have the wardrobe malfunction? Get a little jump on the Bel Ami publicity. *wink*

R: Don’t wink. It looks like you’re having some sort of weird facial seizure.

K: Whatever. My wink is sexy.

R: Sure it is, baby.

K: *laughing*

R: *laughing*

K: Bear’s staying at my parents tonight, right?

R: Yeah… I think he’s going over there when we go to get ready.

K: Ok.

R: Damn it. I forgot to tell your mom to keep the woofs away from Bear. He doesn’t like woofs.

K: You should put a little Team Edward shirt on him so no one gets confused.

R: That’s a great idea. Where’s your Team Edward shirt?

K: *bitchface*

R: *laughing*

K: Where’s your Team Bella shirt?

R: *laughing* I have a vintage Runaways t-shirt somewhere I think…. That’s kinda Team Bella.

K: Please. That’s Team Kristen.

R: I’m so Team Kristen.

K: That should be your speech.

R: What?

K: *fake British accent* I’m so Team Kristen.

R: Okay.

K: I’m kidding.

R: I’m not. That’s a perfect speech.

K: *laughing*

R: *laughing*

K: Why are you making that face?

R: I just bit my lip from chewing this gum…

K: Can’t even chew gum right….*shakes head*

R: *laughing* Shut up, tripper.

K: *laughing* You shut up, Flippy.

R: Can I hold your hand tonight?

K: You don’t have to ask to hold my hand.

R: I don’t?

K: No. *laughing*

R: But if I do there will be a million pictures of it all over the web tomorrow.

K: True.

R: *sigh*

K: Can I hold your hand?

R: *laughing* You can hold whatever you like.

K: Perv.

R: *laughing*

K: *laughing*

R: What if I carry you up on stage for the best kiss acceptance speech?

K: That’s so weird… Taylor had the same idea in case him and I win.

R: He’d probably want to take his shirt off first.

K: *laughing*

R: I’m so hungry…..

K: We’re almost there…. Geez…

AUTHOR’S NOTE

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